Diabetesupfront: Humor with Diabetes

Monday, June 18, 2012

Humor with Diabetes

Everything with diabetes is so serious. Enjoy a good laugh!

Courtesy "Diabetes Health"

Sorry. It's just my glucose monitor.

Sorry. It's just my glucose monitor.

stock photo : Patient does not like going to the doctor and the doctor says, "I'm happy to see you, too".

stock photo : Patient says to doctor, "Before you examine me, promise me nothing's wrong".

stock photo : Doctor says, "Typically, I don't accept magic beans for payment".

stock photo : The matador is in a very high stress job situation and says to his doctor, "I've been feeling a lot of work related stress".

stock photo : business looks greener on other side

stock photo : Doctor gives good report to patient and says, "You appear to be perfectly sound".

… and our lucky super lotto winner has just told us his winning five numbers were the results of his last five blood glucose tests…

stock photo : Man is having trouble seeing the optometrist's eye chart and says, "I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat."

I beg your pardon, but I am not a diabetic… I am what you should refer to as 'Pancreatically- Disadvantaged'.

stock photo : Man is at doctor's office and wife says, "Cat has got his tongue".

Sometimes the worst thing about a hypoglycemic episode is later hearing what you actually did and where.

stock photo : "This 'dark area' on the x-ray looks suspiciously like chocolate."

I think you're going overboard with this compliancy issue, Doc!

I prefer to be called your diabetes counselor,
not your meter maid.

Management experience? Do diabetes and anger count?

Don’t worry about your dietitian finding out, Allison. What happens in Baskin & Robbins stays in Baskin & Robbins.

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